Please Don't Make Me Poison You Retro Shirt

Please Don't Make Me Poison You Retro Shirt

Unisex Tees / Small / Just like the picture!
$27.85 USD

Please Don't Make Me Poison You Retro Shirt

$27.85 USD
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Sweet smile. Vintage charm. Mildly concerning intentions. 😂☠️

The Please Don't Make Me Poison You design combines retro housewife artwork with dark humor for the person whose patience may or may not have an expiration date.

It's sarcastic, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of conversation-starting graphic that makes people do a double take.

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Perfect for:

  • Sarcastic women
  • Dark humor lovers
  • Retro & vintage-style fans
  • Funny gifts for friends
  • Moms with a sense of humor
  • Coworker gifts
  • Anyone with questionable levels of patience

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Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.

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